Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
sometimes i feel like I need to apologize bc of my music taste like yes it is very very gay & I am very very sorry
if ur a cute boy and we don’t talk then wtf
"tumblr has taught me more than school ever has!!!" ya well tumblr also tried to teach u that u can have infinite chocolate by cutting it into really tiny pieces so
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
where have you been all my life?
cause i want you to go back there.