listen pals, fuck all that “gentle reminder you would have been beautiful a fuckton of years ago” noise. your physical appearance is absolutely irrelevant and meaningless in the eyes of the great skeleton lord, who only sees beauty in the bones hidden beneath your putrid flesh. stay frosty
I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS
Taylor Swift has been in the music industry for 8 years and her biggest scandal was dating your favorite band member. If that’s the worst thing she’s done, I think she’s doing pretty good.
reblogging this because it deserves all the awards
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
and u wonder how i stole ur girl :)
im happier with this selfie than i am with my life.